The RED DEMON - 8 Second Talon
The Boostin' Performance RED DEMON
dominating the Gangster class at KOTS X... This car is NO JOKE, nearly
1000hp to the wheels and with low 8 second E/T's... it's no wonder it
KILLED the game and finally represented the AWD cars at KOTS! Congrats on
the win guys.
My DSM Song
I wrote this for all you DSM guys out there, and for all the heartache
caused by the cars that dictate our moods. If you get offended at any point
in this song, please watch the disclaimers at the end. Enjoy! Watch it as
many times as you'd like... IT'S FREE!!
V8's fear us.
Hondas want to be us.
Civics cannot beat us.
But at least their car starts...
The faster I go, the broker I get
This I know is true
But the faster I go, the wider I
When I hear my turboBoost.
My kids might not go to college
Cuz all the money I spent
But at least they'll have a couple DSMs
With a turbo and racin' rims.
Brain Earl Spillner used to be my hero
way back in the day.
But underneath the bodykit and neon lights
was a modded 420a.
Everyone knows buy a GS-T,
or even better yet a GSX.
Then spend all your money til your current girl
considers herself your ex!
I looked up crankwalk and got real scared
but they said it was just a myth.
So I made a hard left, and put er into 2nd
and my clutch started to stick.
Now my car's apart in my livin' room
and I'm sayin' "What the heck??!"
But at least I'm not a fool with a big fart can
tryin' to race my mom's VTEC!
I don't know why
I spend so much money.
DSM stands for "Don't Start Monthly"
But thanks to the guys at DSMtuners
I post in their forums
and they get me runnin sooner!
*Repeat Intro and Chorus*
Songs and Lyrics by: John Volkerding