My DSM Song
I wrote this for all you DSM guys out there, and for all the heartache
caused by the cars that dictate our moods. If you get offended at any point
in this song, please watch the disclaimers at the end. Enjoy! Watch it as
many times as you'd like... IT'S FREE!!
V8's fear us.
Hondas want to be us.
Civics cannot beat us.
But at least their car starts...
The faster I go, the broker I get
This I know is true
But the faster I go, the wider I
When I hear my turboBoost.
My kids might not go to college
Cuz all the money I spent
But at least they'll have a couple DSMs
With a turbo and racin' rims.
Brain Earl Spillner used to be my hero
way back in the day.
But underneath the bodykit and neon lights
was a modded 420a.
Everyone knows buy a GS-T,
or even better yet a GSX.
Then spend all your money til your current girl
considers herself your ex!
I looked up crankwalk and got real scared
but they said it was just a myth.
So I made a hard left, and put er into 2nd
and my clutch started to stick.
Now my car's apart in my livin' room
and I'm sayin' "What the heck??!"
But at least I'm not a fool with a big fart can
tryin' to race my mom's VTEC!
I don't know why
I spend so much money.
DSM stands for "Don't Start Monthly"
But thanks to the guys at DSMtuners
I post in their forums
and they get me runnin sooner!
*Repeat Intro and Chorus*
Songs and Lyrics by: John Volkerding
The Story of my Talon Tsi
I purchased a 95 eagle talon tsi awd in the summer of 2009 after graduating
High school. I did some minor modifications, bigger injectors, 14b turbo, 20lbs of Boost, safc tuning, pulled like a sombish.
Then disaster struck, I threw a rod out my stock block. So 6 bolt swap time
it is. Kept every thing stock for a stock rebuild. My intentions are cheap
and reliable. Cleaned all engine components, new wiseco rings, honed block,
cometic hg, arp headstuds, oem 6 bolt pistons and rods. Gonna be running
14b for the break in period then ill slap the 18g on and get a tune.
700HP+ 1992 EAGLE TALON TSI AWD WALKAROUND!
The current listing on Ebay for the car is here