UTVRR 2013 War Cry

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ARMAGEDDON! Radio announcer struggles with funny story!
Is this the funniest story ever? A classic piece of radio that will have you in tears of laughter. The radio host attempts to read a story printed in the Los Angeles Times regarding a couples' attempt at feltching with a gerbil gone wrong and ending up with a hospital visit. ARMAGEDDON! Set to illustrative pictures by deejay one. The full story from the Los Angeles Times: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. ARMAGEDDON!





UTV Rally Raid Southern Series Round 2 Stony Lonesome OHV 2013
Video of the hugely popular UTV Rally Raid 4Hr Endurance Racing Series. Shot at round 2 of the Southern Series at Stony Lonesome OHV 2013. Find us at www.UTVRallyRaid.com www.SouthEastSxS.com www,FaceBook.com/UTVRallyRaid www.YouTube.com/QuantumRacingTV www.RZRForums.net www.UTVUnderGround.com





Homebrew Firewood Processor
This machine has evolved over several years. It was initially a splitting ram and wedge mounted on a wooden frame over a hay rack frame. As it is now, it can handle "logs" up to 16" diameter, as long as they aren't too twisted. In our region, anything straight enough to go through a commercial firewood processor is considered a saw log - this machine can use the wood that others cannot.





UTV Rally Raid Northern Series Round 1 Windrock Park 2013
Video of the hugely popular UTV Rally Raid 4Hr Endurance Racing Series. Shot at round 1 of the Northern Series at Windrock Park February 2013. Find us at www.UTVRallyRaid.com www.SouthEastSxS.com www,FaceBook.com/UTVRallyRaid www.YouTube.com/QuantumRacingTV www.RZRForums.net www.UTVUnderGround.com




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